[Kage seems to be reading from some kind of script. You can hear the deep caring in his voice, the boundless compassion.
No, really.
He drags on his joint and rubs his eye with the knuckle of his thumb.]
Hey. I'm First Mate Kage and you're on board the Elegante. Our destination is the Golden Shore, so until we arrive your job is to kick back, relax, and not kill anyone.
If y'got questions, ask myself or any other crew member. If y'need some kinda special accommodation, like you're a methane-breather and we put y'in the oxygen area by accident, just thrash around'n gurgle or some shit.
Right, uh. Don't kill other people. Violence against myself or any other crew member will not be tolerated.
no subject
No, really.
He drags on his joint and rubs his eye with the knuckle of his thumb.]
Hey. I'm First Mate Kage and you're on board the Elegante. Our destination is the Golden Shore, so until we arrive your job is to kick back, relax, and not kill anyone.
If y'got questions, ask myself or any other crew member. If y'need some kinda special accommodation, like you're a methane-breather and we put y'in the oxygen area by accident, just thrash around'n gurgle or some shit.
Right, uh. Don't kill other people. Violence against myself or any other crew member will not be tolerated.
Welcome aboard.